Today we hear from our “friendly” reporter than has all the inside scoop on what’s going down in the world of CSM… Progz! You guys all know and love him and now you get his take on the CL!

The end of Champions League is getting closer and to be honest, i had no fucking clue about it until 2 minutes ago when my American friend SyN asked me to write a chronical for him and CSM-Times.

So i sat down and started to write which team i think could win Champions League and as usual, its wide open. Chelsea has a nice a team, Man U are the title defenders and you cant forget Real Madrid. This is ofcourse soccer im talking about, joga bonito, etc. But then i realize, its CSM, not Uefa. Most of you know that i havent been active at CSM at all due some reasons, most of them is because its FUCKING BORING. I mean, what can i possibly write about something i havent followed nor cared about? Well lets take a look at the upcoming games next weekend, shall we?

WB Final - 2008-09-06 16:00 @ de_dust2
G12 MASSIVE » myw00t vs Spinning Shalk ¬ eraser
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LB Round 3 - 2008-09-06 16:00 @ de_aztec
G11 Triad • wannabe vs [ond] Faktory.dk

Do i even need to say something about the first game? No, but i do it anyways since whats the point of this chronical then.

Kirsch vs spidevil. The Good vs The bad. El Clásico. Clash of the Titans. O.J vs the other guy. Martha Stewart vs her chicken pot pie, which are by the way my 3 favorite things(!). The tension of this game is as high as the regular potsmoker on payday. Most of you guys who will probably read this knows about the whole eraser case, massive vs eraser etc. Its gonna be ugly, its gonna be unfair and its gonna be awesome. I wont probably watch it since im unemployed and i often sleep to 15-16.

So who will walk away with a smile on his face, dignity on his shoulders and a booner in his pants? Well, kirsch is currently on a 5 games winning streak in 1337.de and probably heading for the title while spidevil is undefeated in 1337.pt for almost a season and a half. Sorry kirsch, but spidevil wins this one. Erasers organisation and passion for CSM is above any human knowledge and they need this win, they actually want it and they gonna do what it takes to win it.
What about the 2nd games? Well i have no idea but since im swedish, im voting for g0riLLa, but its quite obvious ill be wrong.

Rat-shit, bat-shit, dirty old twat,Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. Hooray.. Lizard-shit... Fuck!